Paul Morrissey was born and raised as a sports fanatic in the tiny town of Owego, in upstate New York. After four years of playing college basketball, somehow he graduated. Aside from playing in the NBA, his dream job was to talk about sports for a living. Morrissey then moved to California after landing a television sports anchor job with ABC, but found out quickly that he was "too much of a smart ass" for television news. After he was fired, Morrissey took his unique sense of humor to comedy club stages all over the country. Since then, Paul has performed at HBO's The Comedy Festival in Las Vegas, and has been a finalist in several national comedy competitions, including Wendy's Comedy Challenge, Comedy Central's Open Mic Fight, and Maxim's Real Men of Comedy. $10